so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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