I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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