I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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