The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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