Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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