So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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