Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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