obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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