I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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