Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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