North Korea, Best Korea!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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