How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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