hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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