Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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