i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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