tell your sister to shave her snatch
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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