We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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