I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
