Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Terrible idea I love it
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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