I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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