plz talk dirty to me
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I would ride that face into the sunset
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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