I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dignity is for republicans.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
