What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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