Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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