You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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