I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
