it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Never underestimate the power of titties
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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