Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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