There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
