I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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