in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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