That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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