i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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