real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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