idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so let's talk penis.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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