i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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