We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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