i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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