I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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