genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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