How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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