$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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