You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
