They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My vagina just clenched in fear
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