Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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