Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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