I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize