what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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