Dual....:-)
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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