Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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