Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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