Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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