Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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