ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm passing your future prison.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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