i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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