I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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