What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
third nipple confirmed
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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