she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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