found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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